(somewhere along the I-280)
“If you could have one super power what would it be?”
“The power to control electricity.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Think about it. Almost everything around us is controlled by electricity in some form. If you could control electricity you could control everything.”
“Hmm. Interesting. I’d love to have the power of teleportation. That would be so awesome! You could just teleport to Mars!”
“But the lack of atmosphere would kill you.”
“Nah I’d be wearing a suit.”
“Make sure to wear a nice tie as well.”
“Heh. But come to think of it time travel would be a sweet power to have as well.”
“Why didn’t I say that? It is something I’ve thought of in the past. Quite a bit in fact. I change my answer to total control over the flow of time. And the ability to move forward and backwards in time.”